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wraithlike:

sollux is too short for his pants, that’s why they always have such big cuffs on ‘em

wraithlike:

sollux is too short for his pants, that’s why they always have such big cuffs on ‘em

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herpyderpyk:

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rosy-tanya:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

chαηεℓ

♡ rosy blog,following back all similar

rosy-tanya:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

chαηεℓ

 rosy blog,following back all similar

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shikai-of-the-4th-world:

Homestuck Artists

shikai-of-the-4th-world:

Homestuck Artists

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david-stark:

This is deep and beautiful

david-stark:

This is deep and beautiful

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stumblesandgrace:

We got Mally’s hair cut a few days ago, and she requested it be “really very short” so I can “put sour cream in it and it can be spiky!”. Again, the hairdresser was reluctant to give her what she asked for, and Mally was talked around to a longer (but still very cute) ‘do.

This afternoon she asked me if I could make her hair purple again, and as I was spraying it she started styling it up. I asked if she wanted help and she accepted, and together we created this.

"I’m a punk rocker, mummy!" she exclaimed with glee as she jumped around in front of the mirror.

 And of course no rock chic look is complete without badly applied black and red eye shadow.. Malorie has the look down pat.

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forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

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a-potterhead-whovian:

firelordleo:

Here’s a fun fact: Teddy Roosevelt’s wife and mother both died on Feb 14th. So while you complain about being alone, let’s remember who really was forever alone on this day.

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How bout his journal entry for that day though?

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If that doesn’t get you right in the feels, I don’t know what does.

I can’t even imagine the heartbreak he went through that day…

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vegiphantom:

xion1212:

the-spooky-chemist:

currentuser:

milkteasympathy:

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot. 
Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.

i swear, if anyone walked up to me and they’re tie was tied in an Eldridge knot, i’d fuck them right then and there.

Spiffy as a mother fucker

Here you go daniel

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jealousboyfriendjohnwatson:

ill just leave this here and walk away

jealousboyfriendjohnwatson:

ill just leave this here and walk away

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myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science. 

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

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smuppetsandscalemates:

I’ve got a ticket for the long way round

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Two bottles of whiskey for the way

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And I sure would like some sweet company

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I’m leaving tomorrow, whatcha say?

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When I’m gone

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When I’m gone

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You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone


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You’re gonna miss me by my walk

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You’re gonna miss me by my talk

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You’re gonna miss me when I’m

Gone

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(Friendly reminder that the beta kids never got to say goodbye to their parents before they died)

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